What do you call people
who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Santa have
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you call a
cat on the beach at Christmastime?
How do sheep in Mexico
say Merry Christmas?
What do you get when
you cross a snowman with a vampire?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer 'Olive'? Olive? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."
There once was a czar
in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house
one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening.
He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining." She, being the obstinate
type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing." But Rudolph
knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find
out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain.
And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph
the Red knows rain, dear!"